Friends, readers, most of you are poets too.
Here is something I’ve never done before: I ask your collaboration. Help build a spellcheck guide to English! In the comments section, add some twisted words a spellcheck thought you meant, like my last line below. Just words or whole phrases, whatever moves you! This format, please: intended words = spellcheck alteration
Oh you fiendish machine!
You foul nefarious translator
Telling the world what you think I mean.
You’ll change our language for sure
Sexy take = tissues
Viscious = biscuits