The way to a mans heart is through his ribs
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink. You can drown him in it though…
Twoheaded cooks spoil the broth. Though Abby and brittney might not say so.
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” -unknown (not me)
A cat may look at a king. Or the couch, with equal indifference
A sausage is only as strong as it’s smelliest link
Now you’ve done it. That apple cart is livid!
The pen is mightier than the sword, but if you need a ploughshare, I’d go with the sword
A rolling stone gathers no moss, though Brian Jones was known to pick up lichens occasionally, after a bender.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to write and… Damn, too late.
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