We already know where you were
On the night of the 15th
And what you wore.
And who you talked to.
That letter you wrote?
The printer left it’s marks too
Make, model, serial number
And the date and time too
Encoded in yellow dot patterns.
Credit card transactions join the fray
Everything you ever looked up
Supermarkets too. We know about
Your hemorroid problem too.
Every phone call, but we aren’t
Interested in those. Much.
Yet. But we have that too.
Fear not, friend. We won’t tell your husband
About that guy you’ve been meeting.
We will keep you safe from everything